Looks like Karl Lagerfeld has a sense of humor..
Here are a couple of his quotes ...
Only the minute and the future are interesting in fashion -- it exists to be destroyed. If everybody did everything with respect, you'd go nowhere.
Forget about the good old days! ...If u think it was better before, then u might as well commit suicide immediately.
The purpose of life is life
Anorexia is nothing to do with fashion... and in today’s world, many people take drugs, not only models
I lost 200lb to wear suits by Hedi Slimane
I live in a set, with the curtains of the stage closed with no audience - but who cares?
Vanity is the healthiest thing in life